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IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.62/5

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FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and gay, mainly whether or not u love the cock
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not gay!


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


17TH BIRTHDAY - The pivotal year where you say to yourself, F*CK! I still can't do jack shit for another year!




REMEMBER - ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR MOM ABOUT TAKING A NAP ? IDIOT


TAGS: naps are good
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - August 10, 2012, 11:45 pm
amen, Airman, amen
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:37 pm
They forgot the femto-nap; the 1-2 second naps you take while driving!
Sho - August 10, 2012, 1:48 pm
I never was a day time sleeper. Kinda regret it now. 5L


MR. ET - Be Good. FOOL!


TAGS: et mr t good fool wtf
Rating: 3.2/5

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Pacifist - October 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
You tell It mr.et


HOW TO WRITE GOOD -


TAGS: poster rules write good
Rating: 4.97/5

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house - July 13, 2011, 5:42 pm
5L V, thats gold
mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:43 pm
hahaha... this is a test? LOL
roostertree - July 12, 2011, 11:32 pm
No OP doesn't mean that. "How to Write Good" is already incorrect (the correct way would be "How to Write Well").
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:12 am
Don't you mean "How to Write More Gooder"?


24/7 -




GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...


TAGS: dungeons and dragons gelatinous cube big squishy good ideas
Rating: 2.09/5

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calron - February 24, 2017, 5:37 am
There's always a 10X10 foot room for jello. :P


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am
How did this pile of shite get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm
PHAIL... but it was a kick ass movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.87/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm
the right word, the assurance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am
pull the trigger


TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm

I prefer an AK :)


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.45/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


LOVE IS LIKE -


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm
ELVIS??????


REMINISCING -




OUT OF BAIT -


TAGS: life is good
Rating: 4.73/5

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GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:36 pm
you bin talkin to ol' Boudreaux. 5 Ok bijou? ya, it's OK by me
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:07 pm
RL already posted for me, thx! 5 snakes
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm

funny joke...luv'd it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm

funny joke...luv'd it


GENIUS - Finding solutions to problems that you are just too dumb to come up with yourself


TAGS: good idea
Rating: 4.54/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:28 pm
Seems to be the idea of a woman. There is not a single "real" beer in the fridge. And men would just have laid the bottles side by side. The deeper they lay, the colder they are. But women need some space next to the bottles for lowfat quark etc...


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A hot one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm
3. to assign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm
Or too black and bitter...


I WONDER WHY -




INSIDE JOKE -




THE OPTIMIST -


TAGS: the good life
Rating: 4.82/5

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A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.


TAGS: make her feel good
Rating: 4.72/5

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes damn good
Rating: 4.33/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm
i hear that. 5L's


ALONE -




ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nice.


MY DOG STAY -


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.58/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:25 pm
Hahahahahaha. Damn!!!
kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

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Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.94/5

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BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:18 am
Damn I was born to late. -__-
Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
I did get in trouble when I tied the neighbor kid to a tree once. That's because I went home for lunch. 5/5
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Classic!!!


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.7/5

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Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
SPF one million


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

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Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am
...usually.


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


morning -


TAGS: good morning sweetheart rise n shine
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 30, 2015, 8:25 am
LOL! Good idea, Greeny!
Greeny - October 30, 2015, 6:56 am
pffftt... bathtub
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:54 pm
Hey, RL! The original was kinda complicated for my before coffee mental state. Had to simplify it a bit, but yeah! Great way to start the day! chuckle, chuckle!
Reality Lord - October 29, 2015, 4:06 pm

my new daily routine :)
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:59 am
Thanks, guys! Glad you liked it!
GaryO - October 29, 2015, 11:32 am
Best poster I've seen in awhile. Good'n Dizz
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:30 am
Great idea!


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm
After a while, the hot oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm
You put clothes on for that?


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.81/5

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gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.65/5

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steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm
Powerful rerun. 5L


THE WEEKEND IS HERE - Carry On


TAGS: make it a good one
Rating: 4.57/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:34 am
Niiiiice


CONSIDERATION -




GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm
4L Starwars meh...


CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am
MN
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am
LOL
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


HAMMERTIME -


TAGS: happy good friday
Rating: 3.98/5

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coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:38 am
Couldn't fit the picture better. Great work Airman!!
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
There's way too much freedom of speech or thought on this site. Shame.
newkevind51 - April 25, 2011, 9:39 am
kill him
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 11:00 am
Because it was racist.....there is a clear rule against racism here and none about religion. End of discussion.
marlygirl - April 23, 2011, 5:28 pm
Funny. 5L... but how did my "haji" poster get deleted? Hmmmmmmmmmm
Sean - April 23, 2011, 3:35 pm
Just who do you imagine is saying "Stop!"?
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:44 pm
"Stop!" won't work: Evil people never stop. When he returns, he will think he made a wrong turn somewhere!
GySgt1811 - April 23, 2011, 12:44 pm
Forget the ice. Waste of effort.
Waylander - April 23, 2011, 1:25 am
GySgt has the Old Bushmills covered, so I'll bring the ice and the tumblers. Keep your tickets handy Ser's.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:15 pm
Amazingly, messed up dude! I hear he'll come back once he can't use his hand as a whistle anymore. (Kinison) 5 God-fearling lions, bud.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 6:11 pm
I've always heard, "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." I'll bring the Bushmills.
Airman - April 22, 2011, 5:24 pm
well, it's good to see I will have some company in hell! bring your clubs
TheOne - April 22, 2011, 5:22 pm
YES! YES! YES!
crankyhead - April 22, 2011, 4:54 pm
5pectacular
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:23 pm
Amazing!5L


SQUATS - We Love It When She Does Squats


TAGS: exercise is good for you
Rating: 3.48/5

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culos - February 5, 2010, 4:11 am
10 pounds too much?
Derek - February 4, 2010, 5:49 pm
How does she rate out of 10, Culos?


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

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rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out Rape of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm
Don't bring up shit from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm
Amen


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

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forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.7/5

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Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm
...if only...


FEMALES -




MEMORIES -




EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




BALANCE -


TAGS: good evil sweet sour
Rating: 4.77/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:50 pm
Man, that blue-eyed side is some scary shit!


GOOD PARENTING - Nice to know it still exists somewhere


TAGS: good parenting
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Etherpirate

4Real - March 24, 2009, 1:12 pm
Realy great! lesson of life.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 5:44 am
That terrific mom should have her likeness on Mt. Rushmore. Nice to know she loves her son THAT much.
Dude - September 3, 2008, 9:40 pm
She is awesome beyond belief.
Ben Dover - September 3, 2008, 11:19 am
These are the women who really deserve "Mother of the Year" awards.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:45 pm
awesome mom!!
r - August 17, 2008, 11:52 am
this happened to a girl in my neighbor hood. we drove past that place like five times laughing at her
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 10:33 pm
Tough love done right. The fact she stays next to him almost brought a tear to my eye.
J - June 23, 2008, 12:49 am
No kidding. This mom is awesome.


CHICK-FIL-A - Dang, They Have Good Chicken!!


TAGS: chick fil a has good chicken edited
Rating: 1.6/5

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LogicDude - May 20, 2009, 2:03 pm
Eat mor Chikin! This place rules! We even sent empty wrappers to my Niece in Afghanistan to torture her because she likes the place so much!
Poopalicious - May 20, 2009, 1:33 pm
Fuck that place, I can never get a cheeseburger when I order it, they are always out, so I have to get some rancid ass chicken sandwhich with mayo.


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


DREAMS -


TAGS: they are not all good
Rating: 4.74/5

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Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Oh I heard you, I'm just sorry..
Icu271 - July 22, 2011, 5:45 am
But are you?
Verdeckt - July 21, 2011, 9:26 am
Sorry?
Icu271 - July 21, 2011, 5:46 am
Actually, no, it was correct.
Tarapin - July 21, 2011, 12:15 am
You should have placed the comma OUTSIDE the quotation marks.
Icu271 - July 19, 2011, 1:29 am
That would probably be "wouldn't it," wouldn't it?
house - July 16, 2011, 7:41 am
That'd be "leaRn" then would it rodnox
rodnox - July 16, 2011, 2:57 am
Ambition. Follow your dreams and lean the difference between "your" and "you're" ...


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now jackasses
Rating: 3.71/5

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Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


GOOD MORNING AMERICA -




DEMONS -




Tuco - The Original Gangsta -


TAGS: good bad ugly tuco sidegrip
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm
Awesome BE, simply awesome.


SAMMICHES -


TAGS: porn is good cubby
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 11:37 pm
Check this one out. It starts slow, but is pretty funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOIEsu1NkLU&NR=1
guyfox - August 23, 2010, 8:58 am
I know now


RIDICULOUS - My servant keeps saying I don't treat her like a wife.




INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm
Genius. 5L


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


SOLUTION -




TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by sexyrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


OPPORTUNIES -




GOOD VS EVIL - You know who you're supposed to root for, but sometimes the other side is just cooler.




OH, LOOK... - Someone left a perfectly good white girl!


TAGS: good girl
Rating: 4/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:37 am
Time to pick-up the used party-favors!


CASUAL FRIDAY -




MATURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 3.69/5

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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


BAD ART -


TAGS: fail is good cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

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Tman545 - February 17, 2011, 1:13 pm
5L wish i could vote again to make it 10
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:02 pm
Thank you my friend
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 7:54 pm
Amen. This is greatness.


BASIC - It's all good.


TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am
Simply perfect.


IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN -


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.33/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...


HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
I love that picture its my desktop


SUCCESS -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.11/5

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Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....


DESTINY -




FIRE GOOD? FIRE BAD? -




SILENT -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.47/5

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L


CARE FREE - So let me dance for tonight,the spell is chanted and cast. One last night to escape... ...before I'm stew on the plate.




YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


MEG TILLY - She's Holding A Solid Pair


TAGS: poker is good for you
Rating: 3.1/5

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GuinnessTroll - March 19, 2010, 7:41 pm
Looks like an ass and head to me.
DreMagnum - March 14, 2010, 1:55 pm
She has an Ace Ten, thats not a pair at all.
Anonymous2 - March 14, 2010, 1:12 pm
Ooh, she's wearing leather again, just like when she was in that Blue Iguana movie, and yes, that is Meg's younger sister Jennifer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2010, 12:48 pm
Isn't that Jennifer Tilly?.....also, You suck Retrocrap. 1L.
forseti - March 14, 2010, 11:07 am
omg nom nom! Thank you, German TV! ;)


PEANUT BUTTER CUP CAKE - You're NOT dead...but you are in HEAVEN! I will kill each of you for a taste


TAGS: cake is good tits
Rating: 3.09/5

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CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:59 pm
2L, sorry cubby but i dont find this funny. but im sure many people will vote this up out of respect


SATAN -




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


HOT FUZZ - It's All For The Greater Good


TAGS: hot fuzz simon skinner great good the the greater good
Rating: 2.62/5
Guut - May 20, 2009, 12:40 am
That Somerfield, I've been there. :D


BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE #2 - The frisbee in the Canyon




SEATS - A good man will always offer them to a lady.




See You -




GOODNIGHT KISS -


TAGS: goodnight tonsillectomies day iceman
Rating: 4.94/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 5:31 pm
@ TheGoat Wordplay joke. He desires the rest of her in addition to her kiss.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 10:29 pm
On a female note "or his".
TheGoat - January 20, 2011, 9:10 pm
The rest of her what? She seems eminently well built to me!
Derek - January 20, 2011, 8:08 pm
oh, very good


CENSORSHIP - The worst thing about censorship is [removed by censorship dept]


TAGS: damn it was good too
Rating: 4.79/5

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THE WORLD IS AMSOME -




LAME 4TH GRADE HUMOR -


TAGS: groaners are as good as laughers
Rating: 4.05/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 22, 2010, 12:51 am
Great pun.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 7:04 pm
You're right, groaner. 5L for the pic and pun match


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